Have some REAL Patriot boobs.
Speaking of, it's wonderful to know that in this Dark World, where we fight every day through the Twilight Zone, that we have this place to gather together the dankest minds and the shilliest shills, and at the absolute heart of it all are sexy Patriotic bombshells with big tits.
This is one of the many reasons that leads me to believe God is real. Glory at such levels can only be explained by the supernatural.
The duty you ladies provide by giving us fresh and genuine boobies cannot be overstated. Just like the Greatest Generation, Boobies, or Woman Power, give us LadsimmenseMeme Power and Might, and is a major morale boost in the trenches.
So God bless you all for your service, those who serve faithfully.
tldr TITS OR GTFO