Anons, why isn't there a price war going on w car insurance cos?

You guise wanna start one?

"Yes, good morning. I've been a policy holder for the last decade or two and I was just told that "ABC Insurance" just reduced its rates by 35% on account of NOBODY DRIVING THEIR EFFING CARS. Are you doing the same for your insureds?"

"No?…..Well, would you consider matching ABC? Times are tough and I'd hate to go through the bother of changing companies….."

"Yes, I can wait on hold."

[telephone muzak playing….whatever happened to telephone muzak, btw?]

"Yes…still here…..You can match it??! Fan-fekking-tastic!! Let's finalize it while we're on the phone!"