Right, Q. You've trained me to show people the truth, both here, on the chans, and in real life. The truth will lead to justice for all. That's why I bust my butt, holed up at my kitchen table for the last 6 months. Thank you.
And to clarify – it's actually been 7 months, holed up on my "in real life" work, but I've been with YOU, Q, on 4chan, 8chan, and 8kun, since October 28, 2017, so for more than 2 years for you.
I also campaigned for POTUS in 2016, and took a lot of crap in grad school in 2012 when I truthfully told the dean of my school that I was voting for Romney ONLY because Donald Trump was not running in 2012.
All that's to say I'm happy with the research warrior you've helped create in me, Q, and it's a true honor to serve in President Donald J. Trump's Digital Army.
Now let's kick some ass in real life. I'll do my part. I know you're doing yours.