Fantastic idea, anon.
Memeanon here. Something like this?
Our WiFi is turned off and remains Off.
It's not that hard to run some ethernet cables to your computers.
Don't use tablets that depend on WiFi.
Why do you think wireless devices were promoted to heavily?
Don't you feel the burning/stinging/unpleasantly warm sensation on your hands when you use a smartphone or tablet incessantly?
HINT: It's not a good thing.