Not the Babylon Bee: Cafe in Germany Asks Customers to Wear Pool Noodles On Their Heads

In an effort to encourage social distancing, a cafe in Germany has asked customers to wear …I mean … I can’t even believe I’m going to type this out …Pool noodles. On their heads. I can’t imagine how that conversation goes.

We go now to CNN for hard-hitting journalistic analysis of this developing situation:

(CNN) — A cafe in Germany has celebrated its grand reopening to customers after lockdown by handing out pool noodles to maintain social distancing.

Last Saturday the owners of the Cafe Rothe in Schwerin — a town in German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s home state of Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania — were allowed to reopen their doors to visitors after coronavirus restrictions were lifted.

While people enjoyed the company and the weather, the motto at the cafe was: “Keep the social distance.” https://pjmedia.com/culture/jeff-reynolds/2020/05/15/not-the-babylon-bee-cafe-in-germany-asks-customers-to-wear-pool-noodles-on-their-heads-n394572

>>9205127

"judge's" father's obit – sons are listed Emmet A. Sullivan II & Erik G. Sullivan:

SULLIVAN, EMMET A.

On August 2, 2006. Retired Metropolitan Police Lieutenant, EMMET A. SULLIVAN, beloved husband of the late Eileen G. Sullivan. He is survived by his children, Patricia E. Norris (Jeffrey), U.S. District Judge Emmet G. Sullivan (Nan) and Judith C. Smiley (Marchel); two grandsons, Emmet A. Sullivan II (Gayle) and Erik G. Sullivan; https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/name/emmet-sullivan-obituary?pid=18805760

ARCHIVE: https://archive.is/wip/RuClO

>>9205333

>FOX News.

THIS IS THE PROBLEM. Back when FNN & the others were still, at least pretending, to report actual news stories, Faux was ushering in the concept of people sitting there chatting about ONE topic for hours/days/weeks/ months-on-end. Faux Opinio-tainment isn't "news"!