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30 years ago you could find Root on a free scoreboard 1-800 # screaming at you saying:
I've got a No Limit Lock that will crush the Books!
Don't be a pussy pick up the phone right now!
1-900-PAY-2WIN just $99 gets you this no brainer play!
Take momma on cruise, buy that motorcycle you always wanted, the sky's the limit.
Call now don't miss out!!!
Now he's collecting POTUS-You's.
If Wayne can do it so can you, anons.