Guarden
Guardian
Guar Daniel?
GWAR DEN!
Look, I would like to remind you that (You) are doing so well, and you should be proud of yourself doing the work you've done, achieving feats only someone who knows what that entails, could comprehend and value. Great job, anon.
Just remember to have 1 or 3 cheat days, every once in a while, just to unwind, have some R&R, and be a human too. We were never meant to be perfect, so the real challenge is finding that sweet spot on the fulcrum.
Mace Windu - VAAPAD
(You) win.
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Bang & Boom
TRIPS
Speaking of mamas, there are ones that are way too smothering for boys to end up as hetero, robust, gentlemenโฆ easily.
For example; boy has ADHD, yet is still high functioning. At a young age focus wasn't the problem, it was motivation. Once he got going, it was free wheelin'!
However, if he didn't have some semblance of a kickstart or a push, faggataboutit, he was doomed. Missed a lot of homework, yet I wouldn't say "he" was missing it all that much! kek not to mention, most of the time, being only 20% of the total grade, so if he kept everything else up to par, it's an easy C+.
The problem regarding the motherly smothering, is when she wasn't there, nor was anyone, and although a good looking teen, and quite bright, his mouth would just ramble away till the wee hours of the morn', while he pretended to voice act different characters/personas similar to MPD, without the D. It was only until they reunited in his early adult years, did she realize the lasting effects of not having her around during those crucial developmental years, that motherly advice with "hot babes" would've benefitted him, oh so much.
Instead, a constant babbling on in various, and sometimes hilarious honed accents and impressions, combined with Tourette's-esque Sound FX, is quite an experience to behold. Although, in front of the average girl next door, it's mayday-generators. So, in order to attempt mitigating the "issue," according to her, constantly scolding and bellowing at him to "SHUT UP," or "STOP TALKING," is somehow the best method established.
This may seem as if it truly is some sort of victimization, but no, it appears to have the reverse effect on him, so much so, that he finds solace in knowing that nothing can stop, who's talking, even if it's all emanating from his mouth.
I REFUSE TO SHUT UP
I REFUSE TO BE QUIET
I REFUSE TO STOP TALKING
I WILL ALWAYS EXPRESS MYSELF
I WILL ALWAYS BE TRUE TO MY IDENTITY
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE BEING SPECIAL
I AM SWORDY, AND YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN!
<3
o7
WWG1WGA
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D.A.R.T.S. - System of a Down
May I please remain in this space,
For darts screech by my desires,
May I please remain in this space,
For darts screech by my desires,
Art thou not human man
Art thou not human man
Art thou not human man
Art thou not human man
Art thou not human man
Art thou not human man
Art thou not human man
Art thou not human man
Not human man art thou
Life threatening lifestyles,
A hitman, a nun, lovers,
Life threatening lifestyles,
A hitman, a nun, lovers,
Arise as did the gods ninti,
Arise as did the gods ninti,
Arise as did the gods ninti, and ishkur
Clock men for they will fail,
Fear not the gods that come from the sky,
Long not for the one who've lost their way,
Long not for the one who've lost their way
Arise as did the gods ninti,
Arise as did the gods ninti,
Arise as did the gods ninti, and ishkur, ishkur mother-fucker!
Can you help me I don't know
><fukn body hoppers.
Social distancing now seems like a good idea huh?