>>9265972 fake Christianity is not Christianity.

A rope walked into a bar, ordered a drink, and the bartender threw him out, "We don't serve ropes in here." He goes outside a little dejected, but came up with an idea, flipped himself into a loop, and roughed up his hair some, and went back in, ordered a beer, and the bartender poured him a glass, and said "Wait a minute, arent you that rope I just threw out."

"Nope. I'm a frayed knot."