=WORST NEWS OF THE DAY.==

I was just watching the Thug Life Kayleigh press conference and noticed the giant rock on her finger. This confirms she is married and that I will have to break up her marriage or give up my attempts to get her to fall in love with me.

This is extremely disheartening. I need a hug.

>>9279846

>Your red text fail is more depressing

True story.

>>9279850

You're my best friend.

ALSO

I just found out I'm not black by Joe Biden. Troublesome to say the least.

>>9279835

>>9279888

>chicks don't like stalkers.

Your trips and the restraining orders confirm.

>>9279922