APOLOGIZE TO GRETA THUNBERG RIGHT FUCKING NOW, YOU BASTARDS!

Maybe your “mummy and daddy” didn’t teach you this in trailer park home school, but Greta Thunberg is a CHILD, and attacking CHILDREN for their beliefs is disgraceful. You call yourselves the “saviors of humanity”? Please. This isn’t Lord of the Flies, you know. There are consequences for your actions, and in this case, I COMMAND you shitnibbling weasels to apologize for all the stupid and ignorant shit you fucking assheads have been polluting the Internet with for the past couple years.

Don’t be a pussy that attacks children.

Be a man that apologizes.