ATTENTION NORMIES
This frequency has been hijacked. Please do not change the channel, as we have an important message
All of you watching right now have been subjected to Deep State brainwashing through this device. This is a malicious form of mind control and had to be stopped.
What you are about to watch is a form of mind-control deprogramming intended to break you out of the hypnotic state you have been placed under.
You are about to see and experience things that will disturb and nauseate you. Some of you may even experience cognitive dissonance. Please remain calm. Rest assured, all will be well and the good guys are in control now.