>Poo wakes up to news of chy-na invading
>Will not take this shit lying down
>What would DJT do?
<Build a big beautiful wall!
>Logs onto twatter to ask Pootriats to gather before the Chinese to build a wall
>Millions of poos show up
>Simultaneously poos and builds a massive turd wall
>Collective fards and shids could be heard miles away
>Chinese troops in the immediate blast zone were instantly vaporized
>Chyna shids their pants
>Calls off advance
>Poo wins