Dear Fellow Democrats:
Your primary votes were worthless. We simply cannot allow you to choose your candidate for the upcoming presidential election.
But, thanks for supporting the decoy candidate.
Your donations will be split between paying off Hillary to go away, Bernie for playing his bro's like a fiddle and Joe for his role as the placeholder.
Have no fear, Obama is still in charge and has an amazing candidate in place for the presidential election.
Remember to vote for the candidate endorsed by your favorite Hollywood actor.
Your donations keep our criminal enterprise afloat, along with stolen tax-payer money but with Trump in office those funds are drying-up fast.
We depend on your stupidity to continue this charade.
Ask no questions and send money today,
The DNC