>>9313792 (PB)

Fell ~6ft off the back of a truck, flipping backward. Was upside down and vertical when I hit the concrete. Got 17 stitches, a concussion and the rest of the day off work.

That's it. I couldn't even get the ambulance guys to turn the siren on … had to make my own "woo-woo".

On another occasion, playing wallyball, I ran into the cinder block wall full speed and gaining, before I got to the ball. (white walls are hell on depth perception). Was knocked out. 5 stitches.

Woke up to some broad wanting to know who the 23rd President was. Told her if it mattered that much to her, look it up herself.

So yeah, hard to believe that an unassisted fall of a couple feet onto a wooden desk would cause that much damage.

Too bad no one looked on the opposite side of her head for bruises caused by a hand pushing her head onto the desk.