The wheels of justice grind slowly.

21 months ago I was displaced by gas explosions. Today, I got my check from the gas company for pain and suffering.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merrimack_Valley_gas_explosions

Incidentally, I don't believe these were accidental explosions. I believe this was an attack from the black hats. I talked to some gas experts who said there's no way this happened accidentally.

7 in 10 gas explosions?