>be me, 8th grade

>going to anime conventions with my weirdo friends

>some 13-year-old in full Hetalia cosplay is screaming DESUDESUDESUDESU

>she tells me about 4chan

>go home, open laptop

Fast forward 12 years.

>somehow on the front lines of a global information war led by the President against a millennia-old death cult for the permanent fate of the entire world with every named and unnamed 3-letter agency involved and false flag attacks and nukes and secret coded messages and assassination attempts and missile launches and space weapons and classified intel and supercomputers and bioweapons with a bunch of hackers typing in green text like some kind of epic cyberpunk thriller

Life comes at you fast.

>>9370114

I'd unironically ask God.

ahem

CNN IS FAKE NEWS AND ANONS SHOULD NOT BELIEVE THIS FALSE FLAG

NEVER BELIEVE A GODDAMNED THING CNN SAYS OR SHOWS

Thanks.

>>9370173

CNN: Fake News Since Before My Balls Dropped

>>9370462

>>9370405

/nightshift/, patriotic friends, a fat rip from my dab pen, and coffee. Only a sparkly ID could make this any comfier.

>>9370416

You know what this means.

Be ready to debrief everybody. Family. Friends. Neighbors. We'll have POTUS and EMS to help, but it's our job to help them prevent panic.

Ideally you've already been slipping them redpills. But get ready to help calm and debrief people in your surroundings when this goes down.