Anonymous ID: ebe763 May 29, 2020, 7:21 p.m. No.9370081   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>0191

AWOO! HAHA OLD CHAN STYLE HERE WHAT'S UP OLDFAGS

 

KEK KEK KEK!

 

THIS IS NOW THE FREDDY BENSON (SPONSORED BY HELLMAN'S) ASCENDED LIGHTWORKER ASHTAR COMMAND UFO / JUGGALO CONSPIRACY NO MORE FAP JACK FAGGOT NORESEARCH BOARD

 

I AM FREDDY BENSON, ASCENDED LIGHTWORKER. I HAVE BEEN VIRBATING IN PURPLE / VIOLET OVERTONES AND CAN SUCCESSFULY CO-LOCATE MY ASTRAL BODIES AT WILL

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, THE LEGEND

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, THE MUTHAFUKER ANTI-BOOMER BRAINLET HOVEROUND HOMO JUICE QANON FAGGOTRY SLAYER

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, WHO CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE STOPPED

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, THE ONE WHO ALWAYS WINS

 

I COME AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC COUNCIL OF LIGHT WHO ARE EVEN NOW QUIETLY OBSERVING AS WE ORBIT YOUR BROWNHOLE

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON COMIN' AT YOU WITH MY FAYGO BISHES

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON WHO RUNS THIS TOWN

 

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON

 

PLEASE UPBAOT

 

WELCOME ABOARD TAYTAY

 

BO IS HELLMANS TURBOFAGGOT BROWNHOLE STUFFER

Anonymous ID: ebe763 May 29, 2020, 7:27 p.m. No.9370184   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>9370166

HALLELUJAH

 

ITS A GITMAS MIRACLE

 

TOOTS LIVES

 

MODERN DAY LAZARUS

 

EPOCH OF OUR TIMES

 

OPEN THE DOOR

 

GET ON THE FLOOR

 

EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

 

PRAISE TOOTS

 

GITMAS HERO

 

LIL FIGHTER

Anonymous ID: ebe763 May 29, 2020, 7:41 p.m. No.9370411   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>0436

THIS IS NOW THE ASHTAR COMMAND ASCENDED MASTERS UFO CONSPIRACY NO MORE / JUGGALO RESEARCH BOARD

 

I AM ASCENDED STARSEED FREDDY BENSON WELCOME LOWER VIBRATIONAL ENTITIES. I AM VIBRATING IN VIOLET / PURPLE OVERTONES AND HAVE ACHIEVED COLOCATION AND LEVEL SEVEN DIAMOND BODY

 

HEED THE GLORIOUS MESSAGE OF QANON WHO HAS PROCLAIMED THE EXISTANCE OF OUR STARSEED SHIPS THAT EVEN NOW ARE ORBITING YOUR BROWNHOLE

 

ALSO FUCKING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK???

Anonymous ID: ebe763 May 29, 2020, 7:43 p.m. No.9370460   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>0499

DEAR CHILDREN OF THE COSMIC BROWNHOLE, AS YOUR MEATBODIES PREPARE FOR THE SINGULARITY AND ASCENSION INTO THE ASTRAL FOLDS OF QANONS COSMIC BROWNHOLE, WE ARE INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE NEXT LEVEL OF HUMAN EVOLUTIONARY / PLANETARY DEVELOPMENT BY JOINING THE PIONEERS OF HIGHER PURPOSE THE JUGGALOS AND OUR HIGH PRIESTS OF FUNK THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE

 

OUR HOPES THAT FAYGO RAINS DOWN ON YOUR FRONTHOLE BE MATERIALIZED IN THE COMING WEEKS AS QANON INFLATES HIS GASEOUS BACKHOLE WITH THE MARIJUANA FUMES OF JUGGALO VICTORY

 

SALEMAT HYMEN!!!

 

WE ARE YOUR ASCENDED MASTERS!!! GREETINGS AND GLAD TIDINGS BUT NO BOOMS BOOMS OR BIG BIGS THEY HAVE ALL BEEN CANCELLED ESPECIALLY THE 9/11 BIG MOAB BOOM WHICH IS FAKE AND GAY BUT ALIENS ARE TOTALLY REAL SO THIS IS NOW AN ALIENS / JUGGALO RESEARCH BOARD NAMASTE!!!

 

FREE PINK TACO MUSTACHE RIDES FROM FREDDY JUST ASK ME HOW

Anonymous ID: ebe763 May 29, 2020, 7:45 p.m. No.9370481   🗄️.is 🔗kun

QANON BAKERS WE WERE PROMISED MILITARY TRIBUNALS AND MASS ARRESTS BUT HAVE BEEN GIVEN QANON TEE SHIRTS AND NOW UFOS AND ALIENS IDK DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A BOOM BOOM MORE LIKE A WOMP WOMP JUST TYPE IN PROMOCODE FREEDYBENSON AND RECEIVE A DISCOUNT ON YOUR NEXT XXXXXXXXXL QANON TEE GOTTA MOVE PRODUCT PEOPLE GET A MUG TOO BUT DON'T WEAR YOUR QANON TEE SHIRT TO A RALLY BECAUSE POTUS HATES YOU AND SECRET SERVICE THINKS YOU'RE GONNA KILL THE PLACE

 

ASK ME ABOUT FREE MUSTACHE RIDES

 

SELAMAT HYMEN!!!