Jimmykimmel anon here
Did you fags see the beating Hannity gave me the other night?
My ratings suck.
One of you talented memeanons or whatever needs to make some pro kimmel memes for me.
Ill give you free tickets to my show AND a signed autograph.
Please!
Help me out.
I was cool 10 years ago, right?
Plus, I know Bono and Obama
Do the right thing.
My son has autism FFS
Kimmelfag here.
Look, dont focus on the perverted shit I used to do back in the day.
I was going through a phase.
Im a different man now.
Still, sport cars and swimming pools dont pay for themself.
I need my ratings up!
You "Q anons" are cramping my style.
We never thought she would lose!
Yes.
That is true, but I have a warm mouth and am willing to pleasure you for ratings.
Please help me out.
I took the deal Soros offered.
We never thought she would lose!
We are fucked now and im trying to rebound.
Lets leave the past in the past.
Tell your "Q" to cut me a deal and I will put him on my show.
I dont want to go to prison.
My shithole is already tired and loose.
Ok..ok..
I admit I was wrong, but I got bills to pay.
What the fuck do you want me to do?
If I apologize to Melania will you Q faggots support me?
The mainstream media is gone.
You faggots are the media now.
Help me out.
I can tell jokes and do perverted shit.
Got a job for me?