FUCK OFF FAGGOT
Just between us I did not always use to be a cop
Was a time when I would go out stealing and what not and would put a plastic grocery store bag over my plate just around the corners, than would use nylon string tied to its handles and tied to another bag that was partially in the gas cap door in a way that it would inflate once I got going than once I was done getting whatever it was and was clear of the area would put open the gas cap door from inside the vehicle and that bag would blow back yank on the string and would uncover my plate. Anyway don't be a retard and do what I did but Don't be stupid if you going to be stupid. one other tip would be if you drinking and too drunk to drive and you going to park somewhere don't have your keys on you put them on top of battery or under the hood somewhere and when cops roll up and ask where the keys are "so they can take you to jail for drunk driving, yes even when you not driving it's one motion if you can reach with one motion and get the keys you going to jail nigga" you tell them you had them when you took a piss over there and can you help me look for them with your flashlight? They ain't got time for that shit and will bail real fast. Also you can if you do the pot put under you seat and lock your doors when the cops roll up or you get pulled over leave a set of keys in plain sight in the car "don't have to be the keys to your car, but don't have your keys on you unless in shoe" and ask the cop if he knows how to open the door. I mean make sure you have your I.D. etc play dumb and say "oh fuck i'm a dumass I left me keys in car" cop is going to say "why you nervous" than kind of look around and say "well I got one of them Jury duty summons and never responded and think there may be a warrant out for me so I am real nervous, so nervous I locked myself out of the car" than laugh like an idiot at yourself.. cop will go run your I.D. see no warrants and bounce.. these things have kept me out of jail multiple times.. like I said I wasn't always a cop