GRANDMA: I'm so proud of you grandson, you're a journalist at NBC!

LATER, BEHIND CLOSED DOORS AT NBC:

JOURNALIST 1: I know, I got it. How about we just tell them this? I just thought it up.

JOURNALIST 2: No, no , no. We tell them the other thing, and then it matches better with the lie we said the other day.

JOURNALIST 3: Ya, oh, and then we can also work in the lie about that, and it sets us up for the stuff we're gonna fabricate next week.

JOURNALIST 1: Awesome idea. Fuck I love this job.