What kind of fuckery is this?

Tribe of marauding monkeys stuns locals by observing perfect social distancing

(NOT SATIRE)

A troop of ordinarily raucous monkeys stunned onlookers as they were pictured practicing perfect social distancing in the coronavirus pandemic.

The red-faced macaques were snapped lined up in neat rows during a feeding session on an empty road in Arunachal Pradesh, India.

Indian Union Minister Kiren Rijiju, 48, took to Twitter to share a picture of the cheeky primates feasting on watermelon.

Instead of fighting with each other, the known urban scavengers sat in two straight rows across an empty road, at an even distance away from one another.

The minister said they embodied the principles of "social distancing" that world health authorities are advocating to combat the spread of coronavirus.

A local offers bananas and watermelon slices to the polite monkeys who look to be waiting their turn.

"A perfect #SocialDistancing seen near Bhalukpong in Arunachal Pradesh along Assam-Arunachal boundary," wrote Mr Rijiju.

"If we observe carefully, animals can teach us many vital lessons that we may have missed in the haste of our normal daily lives."

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/tribe-marauding-monkeys-stuns-locals-22108889