You see, I got this plan.
How bout we put the most vile, disgusting people you've ever seen over here on one side and make a clear and obvious paper trail pointing to China
Then over here on the other side, everyone who can think rationally will side with the opposition party.
What we'll do is what we've always done, fund both sides!
The best part is, their so fucking stupid nobody will ever look to the israel even though they've done this same thing for over 6,000 years.
"But what is a shell company?" I ask.