>Buys women guns instead of jewelery, and treat them to an unlimited ammo range trip on their birthday.
>Wears "free hugs" shirt to shop during fake pandemic. Open arms wide to panicked liberals.
>Have never worn a mask
>Everywhere he goes, people cast longing glances at his $5k jalopy from their $50-75k plastic cars.
>Drives around with big flag flying in the breeze.
>Buys the most derelict house he can find, because easy jobs aren't rewarding enough.
>Climbs on roof to tell eagle who's boss of this yard.
>Makes moar memes than he downloads.
Anon woke up this morning with the realization that he's become a Chad since POTUS won the '16 election.