Seized assets, you say?
I luvs me some seized assets.
Yeah yeah, we know. Unlimited breadsticks. Olive Garden ass nigger.
Seriously, the "we're not a real organization" thing is the most obnoxious shit in history. But I really want to see how well the "nanny nanny boo boo you can't touch me you can't touch me" defense holds up when RICO charges are being brought up.
[They] got so pissed when he did that. Like visibly and audibly agitated. It was glorious.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH
He's scared af and it shows in his little press conferences.
This is going to be a crazy 5 months. "Reality" already feels like a cartoon as is, wtf will it look like by November?
>FBI
Welp, pack it in people. We tried, but the FBI is just too smart, competent and trustworthy.