Q+ I need a new job. I work for the fake news, on air, in a position where I don’t have to lie. They are trying to get rid of me and my skills are so specialized I don’t know how easy it will be to get another job. You’re probably the only person I can work for at this point. Been working on my own infiltrations since 2016 before I found out about all of this….

I specialize in aerial video production and I know you’ve got those new AF1’s coming…

You should create an aerial video position in your team and let me run it.