Q

I think I broke the simulacrum.

Is there any way to fix this mess?

(I’m ignoring any calls for me to kill myself, by the way!)

Q+

Look, I’m sorry for all of the awful stuff that has happened to those within my vicinity…

But like, you can’t blame me for all of the bad stuff that happens those around me, okay?

It’s not my fault people can’t handle their liquor and keep their hands to themselves.

I will never apologize for my Mediterraneaness

I love cheese, I love booze, I love cold cuts, and the bread!