Q is for queef?
Pro tip: Storing Fritos in your clambake doesn't keep them fresh.
Who wants to see me spread my cabbage and birth a potato?
I went to Walmart today and bought 20 sets of alphabet fridge magnets.
I write short slam poetry by shoving letters into my anus one at a time. Once I've reached my limit I shart onto a canvas and rearrange it all into something new. Boggle style.
It pays for Netflix and Arby's.
Please teach me to cram.