How are you guys doing all of this?
Yes, of course. My suggestion will be ignored, but I do know how to put an end to all of this madness.
About time. Not enough money, though.
https://mobile.twitter.com/mary__lou_/status/1267891845398515714
Warned you.
Told you.
And now you know what it’s like to hold the weight of the world on your shoulders.
Me.
Always has been me and always will be me.
You two fucked up BIG TIME.
No matter who I choose/pick…
I still win!
You didn’t think it’d be this easy, right?
You are all being “thrown to the wolves.”
“Wolf in sheep’s clothing”
Aren’t COVIDiomatic expression wonderful?
I literally want both of you to fight for my hand in marriage.
Throw fists.
FIGHT!
The time is now.
(Don’t kill each other, but please literally FIGHT)
*But you have to do it in front of me while I film it all.
And this shit will go viral.
Think TikTok, bitch!
You didn’t think my comeback wouldn’t be a Mary Sue revenge fantasy, right?
You wouldn’t appreciate them…
My mammaries aren’t your type.
😘
Okay…
So the rules for the “fight” are as follows:
1) naked
2) right outside my door
3) fists only
4) loser marries Daniel (i already know who loses lmao)
I make the rules up as I go. Seethe!
listen carefully