Unrelated to bread, but holy shit Anons my heart is racing.

I heard a noise from inside the garage and realized I never locked it up.

>2 AM

>pull .30-06 from my right pocket and immediately load it into rifle, put a few more between my teeth in case I miss

>move towards garage with murderous intent, staying low to the ground and out of lines of sight, avoid triggering the motion lights

>knock on garage door loudly, move out of the way and take aim at the doorway without exposing myself

>line up iron sights with where I think his head will be when he pops out, not even gonna chance this

>wait, heart racing

>nothing

>knock again, repeat

>fuck it, I'm going for the kill

>"THIS GARAGE HAD BETTER BE FUCKING EMPTY!"

>kick door open, take aim, eyes darting across every darkened corner and past every possible cover position

>move inside, finger on the trigger the whole way, sweep entire garage while taking cover behind years and years of stored boxes and crates

>nothing

>a fucking ammo can had fallen from inside the top cabinet door and made the noise

I'm going to hear about this in the morning. My neighbors probably saw me LARPing fucking PUBG in my backyard at 2 AM with a loaded rifle.

My heart is still racing and I've been chain smoking for the past hour or so.

Maybe these digs just have me paranoid. I'm laughing about it now, but damn.

>>9462506

Fuck it,

SECONDED

>>9462731

Oh God. I didn't even consider rats or mice.

Dammit. I may have an unwelcome visitor after all.

>>9462749

>>9462739

Both good advice.

>>9462755

STORM

>>9462763

Godspeed, Anon.

O7

>>9462771

Follow-up? Nasty!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1268487038275325954?s=20

>>9462779

Hm. "Nasty." Within a minute of mentioning Hussein and Biden.

"Hillary?"

>>9462799

Devil's advocate here. Suppose POTUS just ran frazzledrip nonstop on every major network for a few months.

>>9462819

Okay, then. Suppose he just ran the footage from the Weiner laptop. The shit that made NYPD cops sick.

Suppose he just threw incontrovertible evidence in everyone's face.

You really think even the normiest of normies wouldn't wake up?

>>9462839

Morning, fag.

Remember the old POTUS tweets?

>swift trial

>death penalty

He knew way back when.

>>9462855

I won't lie, I struggle with this. It astounds me every day just how fucking stupid the MSM-watching sheep can be. I continually think, "There's no way, they're too brainwashed."

But all of us were at least partially bluepilled at some point. Somebody had to wake all of us up.

I can't despair. They're not stupid-stupid. Just brainwashed. And we can take back control from the media.

>>9462854

Really? Even a description would be illegal?

>>9462894

>they check the breads

>>9462491

Agreed. The shootings are coming. It's a classic false flag tactic.

>>9462929

111 unique id's in bread. Accounting for shills, IP-hopping, and dynamic ip's on mobile, how many of us do you think there are? Probably more than we think either way.

>>9462934

Obviously these assholes will run interference and punish anyone who investigates.

I'm just wondering. Surely undeniable video evidence would make a difference.

>>9462986

Plain English, please.

>>9463000

I still get smug thinking about this. Y'all thought that military parade was actually a military parade. Kek.

>>9463045

Okay, but mini-boards? How would I infer the existence of other boards just like this one from watching this bread or others like it?

>>9463090

You're suggesting that Anons are organized by circles. What is that? Just geographic location, or something else?

If it's geographic I could call someone on the East Coast to do it.

If not, I don't even know how I'd prove that.

More importantly, that would make millions of us.

>>9463156

Hey, Anons.

Back in 2008 we made a thread on /b/ trying to solve this. "Anon always delivers," we said.

Let's not let them cover it up. We know who did this.

>>9463162

Welp hello

Nice work

>>9463187

I honestly always assumed there were maybe 200 of us in total.