Dear NYPD,

It just occurred to me that the first chance you got you went after the mayor's daughter. Nothing says GFY like a pissed off New Yorker. Biggie talked about daughters in Brooklyn basements but telling your Commissioner and Mayor to get bent on your UNIONS own twitter account. Ya'll are ruthless. MAD LADS the lot of ya. Wars within wars within wars. Some people shoot bullets. Some people meme. Ya'll take folks kids. What the fuck was on Wiener's Lap Top?