How To Steal an Election
Jan: Impeachment proceedings in the House and Senate!
Feb: Coronavirus is coming to kill all of you!
Mar: Stay-at-home orders and no restaurants for you!
Apr: Offices and stores closed, wear a mask and keep 6 feet away!
May: White police kill a black man!
Jun: Rioting and looting, including free shopping!
Jul: Shut down all meat plants for Covid-19 outbreak, second wave!
Aug: Gun lovers shoot up synagogues, mosques, and churches!
Sep: Wall Street crash causes a run on banks!
Oct: Nationwide food crisis, looting grocery stores is okay!
Nov: Election Day on the 3rd!
Dec: Welcome to the new normal!