Hey, red text.
Why don't you just join us? We would welcome you and you're here all the time anyway. Just stop shilling and join the good guys already.
I'm completely serious.
I used to be one of the bad guys, too. It's fine. Just stop being a shill and join the good guys already.
You're Anonymous. You wouldn't even have to apologize or admit any wrongdoing. You could just repent in your heart and join our movement instead of fighting it. It's never too late to stop being an asshole, and you're always here anyway.
Join us. Be our friend.
Look, I'll even personally apologize for anyone who's ever been a dick or abused you here. Just stop trying to shill and demoralize us and join the good guys.
Hush, I'm trying to recruit instead of turning away.
Haven't you even once felt that silent voice in the back of your conscience? Why don't you join us already? You'd fit right in. You have to know by now that we're on the side of righteousness and that your bosses are losers. So just get on the Trump train already. You know you want to.
Invitation stays open until the door finally closes.
Give it some serious thought. I wouldn't feel right with myself or with God if I turned somebody away from the side of good. Had to at least try.
It's still not too late to stop being an asshole.
I'm not engaging you as a shill. You can stop trying those same lines. I'm talking as a fellow soul here. Stop being evil. Follow your conscience. No shame. Just stop.
Door is open. Choice is yours.
Listen to the voice in your heart. God hasn't given up on you.
We're Anons. Anon is a soccer mom a lot more often than you'd think. You know edgy 13-year-old weeb chicks from 2007 grow up, yes?
The point is that you can never tell. Only the content of an Anon's ideas matters.