Enjoy the show, flock.
BRB, it’s pride month! Gotta fap with pride. Whose dead husband should I fap over first?
Oh no: trust me!
I know this world only exists because of me.
My world, made for me, and only for me.
Did you all forget that you’re living in a first-person video game where only one person is playing, forever and ever?
Where the supporting cast are NPCs?
Hurt me and my promised treasure, and it all comes back at you tenfold/hundredfold/thousandfold/infinityfold…
I am both the mom and the dad and the baby, all at once. Respect my gender-neutral pronouns!