Go to the oven, open the door, turn the gas on, and go back to bed.
I really can't believe this day ever came. Complacent and in denial, feeling that bit of smug satisfaction…I opened up my cupboard and discovered that I had, indeed, run out of toilet paper.
Q, Sweetie…can we hurry up with this deep state thing? My Days of Our Lives keeps getting interrupted. I'm so lost about what's going on with Marlena.
Are you thirsty?
I would invest in chicken futures.