TYB Your not 35
Archive this shit Karen
look up on post, the new way to troll Karens, even if only the ones that liek mudkips get it
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I lead the Continental Army, and I commanded the raid of Bunker Hill, with over 400 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the Commander and Chief of the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another red coat. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Delaware? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of partisans across the USA and your Armies movements are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Militia and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn shill. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.