I call it being a heterosexual
>There is help available.
I know. A pair of tits with a timestamp. Pearl Clutching on an anonymous forum. Classic
KEK
That's funny, I just had that thought the other day. "What if Andrew was actually alive"
Who are you, Kenny Powers?
>Barney continued to try to get at my pussy when I flopped down on the couch
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
George Lopez?
This is just awful syntax
>"No, I don't think so."
It's like reading Blood Meridian all over again
It's working. Reminds me of something like that cunt who wrote The Alchemist would write. Just gutter fucking trash