They're treating it as a State Funeral…..
The Royals bugged out of London not because of muh corona but because they knew the insurrection was coming…..
The rest of that myth:
To put the body parts back together, Thoth gave Isis the magic spells to write on the linen wrappings. Having replaced the missing penis with an appropriate object, with the spells and her chants (again taught her by Thoth), Osiris temporarily awakens long enough to impregnate her. She performed the coitus basically with a…..um, replacement.