Because he's not really trying.
I know, right?
Like when it was illegal for your wife to give you a blowjob or for you to eat her out.
After all, just be a good slave and obey the law.
"…and all the children are insane…all the children are insane…"
Nobody implied that he was Q, so that is semantics…but that second part.
Quotation marks matter?
Prostate Specific Antigen
and people are crazy.
Hey, who has that link to the Evil Holidays calendar?