Hi John, I hunt down and kill terrorists for a living and pretty much have any baby I want, at any given time. Why don't you introduce me to your girl. I'd love to meet her.
Wouldn't mind meeting your mother either. You don't look old enough to drink if you're still in school, going no where with your life. I'd hardly call that perfect. You haven't even started life yet, you're still a baby. Hope you do well.