The whole 'baker' thing has always seemed more like a hobby for retirees than anything else, gives 'em something to do. It's like being a premium member of the Mickey Mouse Club or something to them.
Do Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic next, or My Immortal. I have links if you need them.
And it's always in some godforsaken shithole like Port Arthur or Del Rio. Yeah phone, if I'm in Pimp C's old hood I'll keep a lookout for a grey Volkswagen Passat.