Greetings comrades from the People's Republic of CHAZistan! We have established garden in park, where our video game playing Baizuo Brigade have done such beautiful work in randomly planting vegetables and flowers in a hole.

We have inclusive environment where we welcome the homeless to share our vegan food, because as Marx said "from each according to his ability to each according to his needs". There is much partying and celebration and marijuana everywhere due to our overabundance of success!!

I leave you all with a salute from our newly adopted flag.

ALL GLORY TO CHAZISTAN!