>McDonald’s sorry after customer found ‘fragments of human teeth’ in his McMuffin
>How will this affect the minimum wage debate?
Not sure but I'm keeping every last accidental dollar the machines spit out my way, that's for damn sure!
>Can’t we simply take some tanks to the Schwarz compound and settle this now?
They did declare themselves a separate nation from the US.
So, technically we could deploy US troops to CHAZ
However, doing so would mean that we recognize them as a legitimate nation-state
So, it's probably best we sit back with a tub of popcorn and watch them destroy themselves from within.
Shouldn't take long at all
Personally, I'd completely ignore them, along with their demands, and hope they last long enough to do some dumb shit, like declare war against the US, just so we can teach them how real life fucking works