HEEEYYYOOOO
BOY IT SMELLS LIKE HOPIUM BITCH UP IN HERE
JESUS. IT TOOK HOURS FOR MY SIDES TO STOP SPASMING.
SO HOW ABOUT THOSE ARRESTS, EH?
GOT THE EVIDENCE
GOT THE MEANS
GOT THE MOTIVE
GOT THE SETTING
BALLS? NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY HAVEN’T SEEN THE LIGHT OF DAY SINCE BILL ‘FLABASS LARDTAINT’ BARR’S GARGANTUAN STOMACH ECLIPSED THEM DECADES AGO.
PODESTA MUST BE HAVING A CONGRATULATORY CREAMING INSIDE OF HIS VICTIM’S PANTS. YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE IS FREER THAN A LEAF IN THE WIND.
I’M LEGITIMATELY TRYING NOT TO HEAVE
MY SIDES TONIGHT. YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME LAUGH. ALMOST PUKED AND BLACKED OUT YESTERDAY FROM OXYGEN LOSS.
FUCKING LOL