>Either way "buckle up" seems to be good advice
"Strap up" seems like better advice
>We in the Americas won’t be able to view this solar eclipse because it’ll happen during the nighttime hours on the night of June 20-21, 2020.
Whatever. We all know it's Donald Trump's fault why we can't watch the solar eclipse. And the cops
This would've never happened if you darn kids voted for Hillary in 2016 like you were supposed to
Now, we gotta deal with the consequences of another Mayan Apocalypse.
America sucks! I'm moving to CHAZ
It's not the same Dave Chappelle, FYI.
Ever read a hollywood contract?
When you sign on the dotted line, the own your image and likeness, throughout the entirety of the "known universe".
How that translates. If they decide to kill you, they can replace you with a look alike, and call that person by the same name, ultimately how ever long they want, and there is little to nothing anyone else can do about it
Sad but unfortunately, that's the way it goes, or at least has gone for quite some time now.