I remember the last time I passed out in the drive-thur line, the Police woke me, I failed the sobriety test, resisted arrest, grabbed their taser and I didn't get shot….oh wait no I didn't grab their taser, oh that's right, no wait I didn't resist arrest either,….wait… i… well I didn't get shot anyway.
oh I forgot,… and fired the Tasers at an officer
GOD BLESS POTUS!!!