If not for the fact I opted for 'Bud Light' this evening, the shill agenda would've probably got me informing…
No, China bery gud
Call up, pretend to be black, complain that it's not $0 delivery for black people ordering from wherever they chose–Uber is making it "black owned".
>O, SO WE GOTS TO BE OWNED BY YOU NIGGA'S FOR FREE FOOD. LIKE WE GON STEEL!
Either Uber goes under, investors in a panic, or we all put on an affectation/throw out the n-word when we order and white's get free delivery, too.