>>9640434 (PB)

Order of the Knackered Knickers

Wait 'til his Mom realizes he took her good knives and lost them. He hasn't even begun to hurt!

>>9639998 (PB)

>https://mobile.twitter.com/NicAtNigh/status/1273046056687861760

Excellent (and brief) read, Anons.

>>9640054 (PB)

I've already died once. What is there left to fear?

>>9645221

The plane is private property. As long as the policy was communicated at the time of the ticket purchase, how are you going to sue?

The staff are wrong - it's not the law - but it IS company policy.