I wrote a baker version some time ago, but never got around to posting it. Enjoy.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, dougboy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my baking class, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on The Cabal, and I have over 300 confirmed bakes. I am trained in gorilla meming and I'm the top 751 sniper in the entire baking squad. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on Qresearch? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the MI and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed baking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Mamemes Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" TYB was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, shill.