What in Jesus's name did you just say about me, you little heathen? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the seminary, and I've been involved in numerous blessings, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in spiritual warfare and I'm the top saver of souls in the entire Christian faith. You
are nothing to me but just another blasphemer. I will bless the devil out of you with scripture the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my heavenly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, heathen. As we speak I am contacting my spiritual network of fathers across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you
better prepare for the second coming, my child. The second coming that wipes out
the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're totally blessed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bless you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed blessings, but I have access to the entire arsenal of God and I will use it to its full extent to save your lost soul, you heathen. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you lost soul. I will pray for you and you will be redeemed. You're totally blessed, child.