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Pretty good autism here!
Why don't you leave that cat alone. No wonder you don't have any friends.
Where'd they get a crane? Crane's aren't cheap or easy to move. And, I guess they're not worried about a professional operator.
Imagine being called a dope by the President of the United States. On the one hand, it's humiliating. On the other hand, bad publicity is better than no publicity.